This WOULD happen to me...

So today

Let me give you the setting:

Bowie and I are taking a leisure  walk on the beach

(Yeah, who am I kidding)

Bowie is running out of control in and out of the waves

all up and down the beach

and I am trying to keep up with her

hair flying in the wind

Yep, that is an accurate setting. 

So, we had been carrying on this way for quite some time

and I see up ahead a gentleman with a dog coming our way

Bowie's leash was tangled up in her legs and I thought to myself

"I had better untangle this mess before they get any closer or this could be disastrous" 

I bend over to try and straighten out this wet/sandy/seaweed/great-dane-leg combo

...

And then

out of nowhere

the back of my bikini top goes

*bink*

and flies open

and my chest yells "FREEDOM"

(this has never happened to me before)

gentleman is still walking towards me with this look on his face

and then there is me

with a great dane puppy who is out of control 

and trying to run towards said gentleman's dog

while I am attempting to grab my bikini top 

and trying my best to latch it all at the same time

with waves and wind and bystanders thrown in the mix just for fun

I am pretty sure my face has never been so red

nbd

love my life